My experience and association with DUI might be the single most important and formative experience of my life. My professional life revolves around improvisation and design -Ryan Welsh
I liked Game of Thrones last night, but my wife felt it predictable.
Marketplace Brunch 10-2. Enjoy that shit.
They let girls in this group?
Boom in the shot.
X, this is what anatomy means to me. X, marking the spot of my body. X, why will no girls love me? X.
Kid was trying to take the aux cord from me last night… Like, naw.
… It was at that point that Nick, with three hook placed on the tip of his penis, holding a sack of three three-day-old koi (his only means for survival), wondering how to avoid the fast approaching tribe of Ajari, whose penises…
I would like to unsubscribe from this mailing list. Thanks, Porter
There are no good acting roles as a gold prospector, and my wife has 12 kids, and she’s just tired of having kids, the industry is just so hard these day and no one is hiring prospector actors
Where do all these quotes end up, anyway?
quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
[Twists Hand] “Hwhat?”
Hey Ellinport, Davey D here. You’re fucking everything up! Call me back
I can actually get us a DUI house on Central Campus. It’s a loophole in the student housing system. It’ll cost us a quarter
If you wouldn’t mind, I’d like to throw her up on the left and see what’s going on underneath. She was shimmying a bit on the highway