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Welcome to DUI’s Official Website! Whether you’re a prospective student thinking about auditions, a prospective client in need of booking info, or a creep in need of our personal info, you’ve come to the right place!


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Why Improv?

Improv allows for a number of awesome benefits:

  • Laughter

  • “Yes… And” Mentality

  • Adaptability

  • Communication Skills

  • Attention from the Opposite/Same Sex (really, whichever you’re into)

My experience and association with DUI might be the single most important and formative experience of my life. My professional life revolves around improvisation and design                                                                                                       -Ryan Welsh




I liked Game of Thrones last night, but my wife felt it predictable.

Mason Porter

Marketplace Brunch 10-2. Enjoy that shit.

Alpha Tessema

They let girls in this group?

Laura Bronner

Sleeping Penis

Nupur Mehta

Boom in the shot.

Devon Cottle


X, this is what anatomy means to me. X, marking the spot of my body. X, why will no girls love me? X.

Johnathan Wilkins

Kid was trying to take the aux cord from me last night… Like, naw.

Keegan Cotton

… It was at that point that Nick, with three hook placed on the tip of his penis, holding a sack of three three-day-old koi (his only means for survival), wondering how to avoid the fast approaching tribe of Ajari, whose penises…

Nick Chilson

I would like to unsubscribe from this mailing list.          Thanks, Porter

Porter Mason


Jed Bradshaw


There are no good acting roles as a gold prospector, and my wife has 12 kids, and she’s just tired of having kids, the industry is just so hard these day and no one is hiring prospector actors

Jed Bradshaw

Where do all these quotes end up, anyway?

Jeremy Chapman-Gould

quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

Hunter Douglas

[Twists Hand] “Hwhat?”

Lawrence Chen

Hey Ellinport, Davey D here.  You’re fucking everything up!  Call me back

David Distenfeld


You guysss

Morgan Miller


Tom Blemaster

I can actually get us a DUI house on Central Campus.  It’s a loophole in the student housing system.  It’ll cost us a quarter

Andrew Tutt

If you wouldn’t mind, I’d like to throw her up on the left and see what’s going on underneath.  She was shimmying a bit on the highway

Alex Berghost